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U<\/strong>m dos assuntos mais comentados pela imprensa na semana passada foi a falta de tornozeleiras. N\u00e3o de tornozeleira para mo\u00e7as, nas lojas de artigos femininos, mas de tornozeleiras eletr\u00f4nicas para criminosos. E n\u00e3o a de tornozeleiras para bandidos comuns, mas para os da Lava-Jato.<\/p>\n

Bons tempos esses? N\u00e3o seriam piores os tempos em que faltava feij\u00e3o na mesa\u00a0 dos brasileiros? Talvez n\u00e3o, talvez sim. A falta de tornozeleiras quando n\u00e3o falta arroz e feij\u00e3o, mas escasseiam valores morais, enseja a que se pondere que, pelo menos, foi criado um novo tipo de oportunidade empresarial para o\u00a0 empreendedor inventivo.<\/p>\n

As oportunidades s\u00e3o muitas. Vamos a elas!<\/p>\n

1.Tornozeleira Eletr\u00f4nica, categoria VIP.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sob qualquer \u00e2ngulo, \u00e9 inadmiss\u00edvel que faltem tornozeleiras justamente para gente capaz de comprar milhares delas, s\u00f3 com o troco da propina recebida. Acostumados a usufru\u00edrem do bom e do melhor imagine o constrangimento de ter que enfiar a canela numa tornozeleira vulgar, que qualquer bandido de segunda pode usar. Isso sim, \u00a0\u00e9 bullyng pra ningu\u00e9m botar defeito!<\/p>\n

(A cara de beb\u00ea chor\u00e3o de Geddel, por exemplo, \u00a0ap\u00f3s ser preso, \u00a0\u00e9 bem uma demonstra\u00e7\u00e3o disso. Parece que est\u00e1 reclamando mais por n\u00e3o ter direito a uma tornozeleira adequada do que pela cadeia em si. \u00c9 f\u00e1cil imagin\u00e1-lo berrando ao celular. \u201cMai\u00ea! Fiz de tudo pra enriquecer e n\u00e3o me deram sequer \u00a0uma tornozeleira!\u201d)<\/p>\n

Essa \u00a0oportunidade \u00fanica \u00a0se apresenta, agora, ao empres\u00e1rio arrojado que se disponha a fabricar tornozeleiras com recursos tecnol\u00f3gicos adicionais indispens\u00e1veis \u00e0 clientela a que se destina: com al\u00edvio de posi\u00e7\u00e3o, jogos eletr\u00f4nicos ao alcance dos dedos do p\u00e9s, pulsa\u00e7\u00f5es para exerc\u00edcio muscular etc. etc.<\/p>\n

2.Dispositivo Anti Grava\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Com um desses equipamentos \u00e0 disposi\u00e7\u00e3o Michel Temer n\u00e3o precisaria, hoje, descer do seu pedestal para assediar deputado a deputado, \u00a0do alto ao baixo clero e, at\u00e9, sub clero. F\u00e1ceis de acionar a um comando simples, tal dispositivo embutiria um tipo de resson\u00e2ncia que tornaria inaud\u00edvel qualquer grava\u00e7\u00e3o inconveniente. Pr\u00e1tico e moderno, \u00a0tal equipamento tenderia a ser um sucesso no ambiente de empres\u00e1rios e pol\u00edticos corruptos \u00a0onde passaria \u00a0a ser chamado tamb\u00e9m, com muita propriedade, \u00a0de Confunde-Delator.<\/p>\n

3.Malas Camufl\u00e1veis.<\/strong><\/p>\n

A descoberta pela lava-jato de malas de dinheiro associadas a autoridades fornece a impress\u00e3o desmoralizante de roubo muito prim\u00e1rio. A fabrica\u00e7\u00e3o de \u00a0malas camufl\u00e1veis evitaria que essa gente passasse por essa constrangedora vergonha. Inova\u00e7\u00f5es advindas dos avan\u00e7os tecnol\u00f3gicos j\u00e1 permitem a fabrica\u00e7\u00e3o dessas malas, a salvo de qualquer detec\u00e7\u00e3o eletr\u00f4nica.<\/p>\n

Claro, seu custo n\u00e3o seria access\u00edvel a ladr\u00f5es de galinha, mas estamos falando de gente que transporta nessas malas dinheiro capaz de comprar centenas de malas camufl\u00e1veis. Sem contar que a clientela n\u00e3o seria feita apenas de criminosos j\u00e1 constitu\u00eddos,<\/u> mas dos futuros, \u00a0em potencial. Atualmente, os fabricantes rezam para que o foro privilegiado continue ad eternum. Sua produ\u00e7\u00e3o em larga escala fundamenta-se na regra b\u00e1sica do bandido precavido: \u201cMelhor prevenir que remediar\u201d.\u00a0 Com foro privilegiado e sabendo que ningu\u00e9m vai preso, \u00a0jamais haver\u00e1 ladr\u00e3o capaz de resistir \u00e0 tenta\u00e7\u00e3o! Pelo menos, no Brasil.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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