{"id":1425,"date":"2020-11-21T23:38:30","date_gmt":"2020-11-22T02:38:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.blogsoestado.com\/ewertonneto\/?p=1425"},"modified":"2020-11-21T23:38:30","modified_gmt":"2020-11-22T02:38:30","slug":"como-xingar-na-pandemia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs2.blogsoestado.com\/ewertonneto\/2020\/11\/21\/como-xingar-na-pandemia\/","title":{"rendered":"COMO XINGAR NA PANDEMIA"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blogsoestado.com\/ewertonneto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/11\/xingamentos1-1-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1426\" width=\"348\" height=\"348\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs2.blogsoestado.com\/ewertonneto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/11\/xingamentos1-1-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/blogs2.blogsoestado.com\/ewertonneto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/11\/xingamentos1-1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogs2.blogsoestado.com\/ewertonneto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/11\/xingamentos1-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/blogs2.blogsoestado.com\/ewertonneto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/11\/xingamentos1-1-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blogs2.blogsoestado.com\/ewertonneto\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/11\/xingamentos1-1.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 348px) 100vw, 348px\" \/><figcaption>artigo publicado no jornal O estado do Maranh\u00e3o, quinta-feira<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>E<\/strong>studo desenvolvido h\u00e1 alguns anos pela Escola de Psicologia da Universidade de Keele, na Inglaterra, publicado pela revista especializada&nbsp; NeuroReport afirma que falar palavr\u00f5es &nbsp;ajuda a amenizar a dor f\u00edsica.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Esta not\u00edcia deve ser revista e propagada, especialmente nestes tempos de Covid19 em que faltam vacinas, rem\u00e9dios e leitos. Fico imaginando, um indiv\u00edduo, morto de dor, chegando ao SUS, diante de um m\u00e9dico de plant\u00e3o, j\u00e1 perfeitamente inteirado dessa descoberta cient\u00edfica e adepto desse recurso, t\u00e3o barato, para aliviar os males. 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